ollie...."Sumone asked if we got our treats for the month. The answer is sort of. We didn't get as big of variety like last month but Temptashuns were on sale so we got a few sacks of them. And get this, instead of spending all her green papers on us (not FAIR,,,not FAIR!) da biped spent them on sumthing called dupioni silk to make a quilt wif. So here's a picture of me getting ready to lecture da biped on da importance of Temptations in a kittie's life when da biped tells us dat part of da green papers for da quilt fabric goes to help people wif bad hearts, so then I feel kinda bad about looking mean at da biped."
ollie...."And quess what da biped did for us! She went to da udder pet store that gives away free samples and got us and da woofies more goodies. OMC! She got a package of WOLF food."
biped...."That's not wolf foo."
heesh...."Da biped put da WOLF food in dumb and dumber's dishes and all of a sudden Ollie sprang to life! He started whapping da doggies and nom'n down da Wolf food."
annie..."We swears dat if da biped hadn't taken away da Wolf food dat Ollie would of morphed all da way into a Wolf."