Friday, December 31, 2010

Goodbye 2010

smudge...."Dear Bloggie friends....Thank you very much for your purrz. I am feeling much better. I also want to thank you for trapping da biped under da bed. We have been enjoying the quiet."

smudge...."Quit wiggl'ng around down there biped. You're keep'n us awake."

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

She shudda asked for pills

Ollie...."No new pics today. The biped got stuck under da bed trying to catch the wiley one. We sure hope dat da medicine works for smudge when he licks it off his furs.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------" Purrz your friend Ollie

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Smudge's Roadtrip

smudge...."Where am I and why is that puddgy puddy stalking me?"

smudge...."Biped, let me out of this discusting carrier. I wanna go home."

biped...."Look at the sad look on her face. I think you hurt her feelings."

smudge...."I think I changed my mind. Put me back in the ....Ouch! He stuck me with a big needle. Why is he stabbing me?"

biped...."Because you have a tender bladder. (What the heck is a tender bladder? This is what happens when you live in a small town and the cat vet goes on vacation. You get the horse vet.)

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Another Horder Episode....

it's monday. that means there's another episode of "Horders" on AETV tonight. it appears that anniecat is preparing for our very own episode

annie...."It's ALL MINE! Nip Toys, Temptations, laser lights, a gallon jug of NIP.. Even the peanut butter dog cookies are all Mine!"

annie....."What about the word "MINE" don't you understand?"

ollie....."Huh? You said something?"

Saturday, December 25, 2010

We Wish for You....

at least one goofy friend.

an unexpected present.

someone to share the holidays with.

a new albeit short friendship.


for just being you....

Most of all we wish you a safe and Merry Chrismas!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Wannabe Secret Paw Thief Caught!

major....."Grandma, what is snow?"

grandma...."It's cold. It's wet. It looks pretty for about 5 minutes and then it becomes a big PAIN!

major....."So in other words Ollie is trying to do it to me again?!"

grandma...."That would be a big yes, especially since your Secret Paw box got here on Monday."

major...."I hope that all he got was a piece of coal."

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The Christmas Story

major....."We had the biped procure (nab, steal, plagerize) this video from our friend Hobbes' blog. Be sure your humans turn up the volume and relax to the cutest version of the Christmas Story that you may ever see."

Guilty....Or not?

biped....."You look a little guilty there Ollie. Are you up to some mischief?"

ollie....."Oh no, I was telling major that she shouldn't be in the secret paw box. You better get back to baking cookies biped."

ollie....."You look really sleepy Major."

ollie....."Dummm, di dum, dumm di dummmm"

biped....."Ollie, what are you humming?"

ollie....."Cats don't hummm. Hey is that cookies I smell burning?"

Ollie...."One flap to go and you're on your way to a white Christmas."

Monday, December 20, 2010

It's the 20th!

major...."BIPED! It's the 20th and our secret paw present isn't finished!"

biped...."Don't worry munchkin! It's still the 19th somewhere in the world."

smudge....."Maybe you'd better finish the prezsent brudder. Sewing can't be that hard if the biped can do it."

major...."I think I got da sewing part figured out, but licking all those stamps may be a problem."

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The Heeshcat Speaks...

Heesh...."I think you wimps protest too much."

Heesh...."First you sit there while she balances the hat on your head."

Heesh...."Then you give her a bored look."


heesh....."And when she walks away you let her know how you really feel about the photo shoot."

The Hunt Continues


major...."Wait till you turn the lights out and see who yells GOTCHA!"

Thursday, December 16, 2010


biped...."Yep the addicted one is back in the sink."

biped....."She's definetely trying to learn how to cook. If she learns how to peel potatos grandma will finally be able to retire."

biped...."Simple pleasures for simple people....oops cats."

News Alert....

Water droplets are violently attacked by rowdy Ozark Mountain Cat."

Whiney Thursday....

ollie...."sigh, will the torture ever end?"

click.... click, click

click....giggle giggle....

biped....."whine, whine, whine. I can remember you complaining last week that you never got to blog."

ps....we're grounded tonight and probably tomorrow. There is a heavy fog cover (rare in Missouri)causing drizzel that is freezing on the roads and even on our gravel driveway. Poor dumb and dumber tipped over when they went out for their walk. They are salting the road but it really doesn't do much good at the lower temps. We tried to use the flashy box and get a pic of the biped when she went out but she was too chicken to go off the porch." signed the Ozark Mtn Cats..

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Oh Horrors! a Riddle....

Ollie....."What's worse than a biped with a flashy box?"

smudge...."I don't know."

ollie....."a biped with photoshop."

biped...."Oh Ollie, look at how cute I made you! You could go to the Christmas Party as the Grinch."

ollie....."I'd rather just stay home and hide."

smudge....."You better take dat hat off before you snufficate!"

Tuesday, December 14, 2010


smudge....."I see she gotcha."

ollie......"Yeah, but there was one heckuva fight."

Monday, December 13, 2010

AnnieCat Christmas Photos

smudge...."Well it looks like the biped's hit the dollar store again."

Heesh...."Thank goodness its too small for me."

smudge....."Hopefully the major shreds it before it's my turn to 'model'."

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Not so easy Sunday....

annie...."For God's sake Ollie don't open your eyes or she'll make us move."

Ollie...."But what happens if she crushes us when she gets in bed?"

annie...."She'd never do that. Grandma would whoop her. Plus its safer being a flat cat than a frozen one.

biped...."It's 5 degrees outside with wind gusts of 25-50 mph. The snow that we were supposed to get appears to have blown away.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Like Mother, Like Daugther

smudge...."Fruit Cake is bad for you."

annie...."You said the same thing about the bean burrito."

smudge...."The internets says the grapes and raisins can kill you."

annie....."Silly boy! I'm not dumb and dumber. I only eats da cake and I leave da fruit for da biped."

biped...."Annie! Get away from my cake! I hate it when you slobber all over the nuts."

annie ...."

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

The Secret Paw....

major...."Hey Smudge! Can we play wif these bags?"

smudge..."Sure, no Problem."

major...."You sure we won't get in trouble?"

smuge...."No Way!"

smudge....."I think there may be Temptations on the bottom."

smudge...."Quick! Get the shipp'n box and we'll have our secret Paw gift!"


Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Wordy Wed...

smudge...."It's major this and major that. We never get in the blog anymore."

ollie....."I know, all my girlfriends have forgotten what I look like."

smudge...."Hey did you see that lump in da bed move?"

ollie..."Wanna bet that the brat is be going to pop out just as the biped snaps the flashy box?"

smudge...."Go ahead and pop outta da blankets."

ollie...."Wap! Wap! Wap!"

smudge...."giggle, giggle..."

smudge...."Wap! "

major....."Biped! Smudge wapped me!"

smudge...."Me? Wap the precious one? No Way."

biped...."oh poor baby.... Did you mean ole brothers pick on you? Here these Temptations will make you feel all better."

Tuesday in the Ozarks...

biped....."Ooooh, what do you see mighty huntress?"

major....."Gotcha, evil spotted leopard snake!"

biped...."Thank goodness, now we're all safe."

smudge...."Gag, gag.... This nicey nicey, suck up queen is really getting on my nerves. Is the biped totally blind? For cats sake it's a piece of fabric!"

biped...."Ooooh, you're such a brave little major sav'n us all from certain annihilation. Kissy, Kiss, kiss."