biped....."Remember the missing keys to the sewing barn? Well the squirrel brought them back today and hid them under a sack of onions on the kitchen counter."
biped...."Oh you're thinking that it was a nice thing that Mr. Squirrel did. Well you're wrong. He only brought them back because he's done having his love tryst in da cabin."
biped...."Why you ask?"
biped...."Because something or sumone has gone and DIED under my sewing cabin. Now when it's not fit for bean or beast he brings the keys back. Evil Squirrel probably hid a dead skunk under there just for oneryness sake."