Saturday, August 1, 2009

Breaking News!

biped....."Remember the missing keys to the sewing barn? Well the squirrel brought them back today and hid them under a sack of onions on the kitchen counter."

biped...."Oh you're thinking that it was a nice thing that Mr. Squirrel did. Well you're wrong. He only brought them back because he's done having his love tryst in da cabin."

biped...."Why you ask?"

biped...."Because something or sumone has gone and DIED under my sewing cabin. Now when it's not fit for bean or beast he brings the keys back. Evil Squirrel probably hid a dead skunk under there just for oneryness sake."

5 comments:

Angel and Kirby said...

I am sure the smell is very 'ripe'. Hopefully it is hot enough that it will dry up quickly!

Furkidsmom said...

EWWWWWW.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

We knew squirrels were evil...this just proves it!

Rusty said...

Squirrels have always been evil. They always try to steal things. Once my Mom got a picture of a squirrel trying to steal the grill brush off the hook on the side of the grill. They get into the bird feeder and chase away all the birds that I love to watch. They are evil, and around here they are mean too.

Reese =^..^= said...

I agree with Furkidsmom.....Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!