Saturday, October 31, 2009

Sunday in da Ozarks

cabin kitty...."Hack, hack, hack. Hi! I'm still here trapped in da cabin. All da kitties at the shelter still have ring worm (poor kitties, snicker, snicker). And I can't go to the shelter till they're all healed up. Problem is that I think I'm allergic to fabric. I'm not sick sick, but I do have a runny nose even though I'm taking antibiotics."

cabin kitty...."I'm learning all kinds of things. I've learned that playing hockey with a rubber thimble is much more fun than a silly fake mouse. I've learned that the floor in front of the heater is nice and toasty warm."

The Tock to end all Tocks

Double Tock...

The levitating tock...

The artistic Tock


Thursday, October 29, 2009

Happy Halloween

annie....."I don't know which is worse. My princess outfit is too small or that smudge looks better in it than I do."

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Monday Mancat?

heesh...."Don't do it brother. Dat Shecat is Powered by Temptashuns!"

annie...."If he moves he'll need da Trauma team."

Friday, October 23, 2009

Photo Hunt...Tied & Hog Tied

heesh....."moan. grunt. gasping... hey biped!?"

biped....."Yes Heesh.?"

heesh....."Look at how much weight I lost."

heesh....."see I can fit in the little bed now!"

ollie....."I don't think it counts if you have to tie your feet together wif your tail in order to fit in da bed."

smudge...."It's going to be real ugly when he inhales."


smudge....."A long, long time ago, when da biped was a mere child, she had a doggie. One day, for some strange reason, her evil stepfather decided to show her how to hog tie a calf. Since they didn't have a calf to hog tie, he used da doggie. He began the hog tieing session giving step by step instructions."

ESF...."First you must take one back leg and the two front legs...."

ESF...."and you wrap the little rope around dem three times. You tie a knot and then..."

smudge...."Just about then the little doggie tried to bite da evil step father."

ESF...waps doggie...biped starts crying, esf impatiently continues the hog tieing instructions. "You tie a knot and then you stand back and give the calf 8 seconds to get lose." sounds of cussing.

smudge...."during the 8 second period the little doggie struggled to its feet, da rope fell off and it peed on da ESF's foot."

ollie...."It was about dat time da biped decided she wasn't going to be a cow girl when she grew up, seeing as she didn't like getting bit or peed on."

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Floofy Friday

Vanilla Dreams

ollie...."Wow, look at sister annie."

smudge...."She looks like she's in nip heaven."

annie....."Nope, even better than nip."

ollie...."There's something better than nip?

annie...."Yup. Da biped took grandma to da grocery store and she bought us ice cream."

Monday, October 19, 2009

Just too Cute!

smudge....."me knows it!"

Another Hint

ollie....."Da peoples are half right on Ck's name. The last part is "Kitty". It may have sumting to do with where da kitty lives. "

ps...ollie..."Da biped used to have another kitty dat she named tk. tk used to live accross da street from da biped wif a mean guy and a goofy girl. Da guy was always yelling at da girl and threatening to hurt tk. Da guy yelled at the girl one time too many and she moved away and tk was thrown out. She came to da biped's house and eventually moved in. She spent most her time in a basket on the kitchen table, thus being named tk, or Table Kitty. She lived wif da biped about five years before she went to da rainbow bridge."

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Who's da Kitty in da Window?

ollie...."Here's a pictorial clue to "ck's" name."

ollie...."Did you Quess it?"

ollie...."Hmmm, it doesn't look like ck is happy wif her new name."

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Easy Like Sunday

ck....."Can you quess what my name is this week? The biped thingie keeps changing it. First it was Pound Kitty, then it was Buttons and now it's "ck" (shortened version). I was busy all week getting shots, and a pill to get rid of any yuckies on da inside and then squirted wif some stinky stuff to kill any yuckies on da outside. Den I had to have my stiches out. Da biped doesn't like how my tummy looks so we may have to go back to da vet."

ck...."Oh and I've learned how to do quite a few new things. I can now wipe my face and make smudges all over da biped's glasses. I have learned to lay in da biped's lap while she sews. I have to hold real still cuz da biped doesn't want any furs falling off onto her quilts (snicker)."

Thursday, October 15, 2009

A Wasted Wap

sheesh...."Where's a dog when you need one?"

angel....."In da kitty kitchen eating your stinky goodness."

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Monday, October 12, 2009

Tuesday in da Ozarks

ollie...."This is me doing an imitation of da biped."

heesh...."In dat case we'd better not wake you up."

ollie...."Dat's right. I might put da bitey on ya.... Ooops, I mean da biped might."

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Lol Monday

pk....."We're not posting today because we've been featured on Wendy's Lol Spot. Me finks dat da big kitties were very funny.

pk...."Down Mousie Down! Youz can't sit on da ironing board."

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Foster Sunday

biped...."I'm trying to type quietly. I don't want the catkids to see that I picked up our Foster Kitty, aka Pound Kitty. Not dat she came from a pound, but because she barely weights a pound."

biped...."She's really a love bug, and she chirps like a bird. She's in that clingy stage when she wants to be held all the time. She's a quick learner. Since I have her stashed in the sewing room we can't have her bouncing up on the ironing board when I'm using it. I only had to put her down twice till she figured out what NO! meant."

biped...."Here's her first attempt at modeling."

biped...."Look at her cute little button nose. She's awfully skinny. I hate running my hand down an animals back and being able to feel every vertebrae. I think she may be part oppossum. Look at her long ratty looking tail."

biped...."da peoples at da animal shelter wanted to know if "Pound Kitty" had a name yet but nuffin has come to mind yet."

Friday, October 9, 2009

Photo Hunt....Sports

biped..."In da Ozarks there is all kinds of sports. Here's photo illustrations of some of the examples:"



ollie..."We fink dat its going to be an Olympic Sport."

ollie...."Smudge is really good at it."

ollie...."And MOstest fun of all....."


Thursday, October 8, 2009

Floofy Friday Fruitbat

ollie....Would sumone please rescue me from da mad biped and her photoshop program?"

smudge...."I keep worrying dat she'll find a button dat will change me into a dog."
ollie...."I tink it's right next to da "red eye" removeable button."

An Ozark Circus

ollie...."Oh boy! Wild Nom Noms."

smudge...."giggle. Hey we have a circus out here. Look at da acrobat!"

ollie...."oooh, he's going to fall!?"

smudge...."Hey biped! Knock off da pretty pictures. Get back to the Nom NOms!"

ollie..."Oh NO! He's leaving!"

ollie..."Hey biped, get out there wif more peanuts."

sound of door closing

smudge...."sigh, If only we could get her trained to give us Temptashuns that quickly."

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Toesie Tuesday in da Ozarks

annie..."It's Toesie Tuesday and boy do I have news for you. First of all da biped had a spurt of energy and she filled all da bird feeders and then threw the corn on da ground. Within 30 minutes a hold herd of turkeys came by. Da biped took a picture from inside da house but it was too blury. Then just before dark a squirrel dropped by and so did our friend Chippy."

biped...."And there's more news. Da lady from the animal shelter called and woked da biped up this morning. Weeze going to be getting a foster sister some time dis week. We don't know what she looks like, just that she's at the vet now getting fixed. Dey can't keep her at da shelter because da kitties there have ring worm and they want them to get well before they bring any other kitties in.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Full Moon in Missouri

For many years, there was a rumor that there was a man on da moon, but thanks to the billion dollar Hubble telescope and a full moon it has been proven that there is a CAT. Now when it wakes up, we can ask it if da cow really jumped over da moon, or if dat was a fable too.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Purfect Sunday in Da Ozarks...

annie...."a perfect Sunday afternoon. A Nascar race to keep da biped occupied. A gentle rain on da roof. And a new floofy catbed all to meself."

annie...."Me hopes you have a nice Sunday too. Don't forget da chicken dinner."

Friday, October 2, 2009

Photo Hunt...Words

Paw It Forward Exchange

annie..."I'm ready biped."
biped..."Ready for what Annie?"
annie..."I'm ready to Paw it Forward, go get someone to sign up!"

Here are the guidelines for Paw It Forward:

The exchange focuses on doing an act of kindness without expecting anything in return other than that the recipient will, in their turn, pass the kindness along and 'paw it forward' in their own way. This is how it works...I am going to send something to the first blog owner who wants to take part. In turn you will then post about this on your blog, link back to me, then send something to the first person who signs up to play along through your blog. There are no cost restraints, BUT don't go crazy! The little something you send can be something you made, bought, were given or found. No biggie, just a gift that will make the person smile; maybe something unique from where you live? And, remember that kindness does not have to involve money, there are untold ways to help others every single day, everywhere you go- just look around. Please post a comment letting me know that you want to play!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Our Paw it Forward Box

ollie...."Our Paw it Forward box came from da Cat Street Boyz. We tink dat they're very nice kitties.

ollie...."Hmmm, I tink I'll crawl in here and look around. It smells soooo good. I tink there's a nip forest in here."

ollie...."There's whips, and two cat nip birds, and a baby oppossum, and a herd of mice.

ollie...."And it's all mine..."

sheesh...."Dream on Brother!"

heesh...."I get it next."

ollie...."we gots da biped to make dis picture for you."