Sunday, January 13, 2013

New Year's Resolutions

biped....."So lets see....How's your new years going?  Ours you ask?......

Major....."Not so hot here.  I gotted this neat box in the mail and it went flatted the minute I tried to sit in it."

biped......"Maybe that's a hint that you need to start working on that New Year's resolution."

ps...biped...."If you ever wondered if the cat hair in your computer's monitor could catch fire.  Well the  answer is yes."

Major....."Quit complaining.  You have a brand new monitor now.  BTW were'nt you going to give up complaining this year?"  

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Hebrews 13:1-2

Let brotherly love continue.  Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.


biped....."It's winter in the Ozarks and it can be brutal.  So right after I got Momcat and her two kids fixed and moved into the house, another Momcat showed up with her boyfriend.  I wondered what I was going to tell Mom before she walked out the door and stumbled over them and I came up with the bible verse about strangers being angels.  So meet our newest Angels even though the black one (Jughead) may not truly be one.

biped....."I think that there might of been a wedding this weekend because Jughead and siamese cat are now sharing the bed.  Before now it was one or the other, never both cats at the same time.  I'm sure it has nothing to do with the snow thats out in the yard.

biped....."The kitties are kept nice and toasty warm with a heat lamp that was made to keep baby chicks warm.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Why is MomCat smiling?

biped......"Just maybe because her and the kids have gone from this..."

biped....."To this...."                                                                      


Tuesday, December 11, 2012

A little Catitude in the Ozarks...

biped......"The mail lady brought our secret paw presents today, but there's a slight problem....

Smudge....."It's mine.....All mine."

Monday, November 26, 2012

Cyber Fever!

Ollie....."Wow, do you remember when it looked like that.

Smudge....."I don't think it ever looked like that.  It's always looked like its been run through a shredder.
Ollie....."It looked like that when we were young, a long time before you came along.
Smudge....."Well it looks like this now."

Ollie...."I don't know what's worse.  The fact that its deaded, or the fact that any minute she'll come in here with a roll or duck tape to "fix" it."

Smudge......"For sure.  And then there'll be that lecture about apprechiating the things that we have.

Ollie....."Yeah, Yeah..... Be happy.  Think about the kitties in the woods that don't have anything."


Smudge....."Well we'll be happy to donate this one to the poor little darlings just as soon as our new one gets here.

Ollie....."Hey push the button again and we can buy one for our secret pal."


Ollie ......"I heard an extra click."

Smudge....."Yeah, I got one for the cats in the woods."

Ollie......."You mean the cats who used to be in the woods who are now the bedroom cats?

Smudge ........"Yeah those cats."

ps.....This is the most pathetic looking cattree ever made.  My brother gave it to the cats about five years ago and the they absolutely loved it.  We have a six foot tall one that got played with once and then ignored.  The  cats choose this one.  If you (the cat) get back about ten feet and runs like mad, it and cat starts sliding across the room from the impact.  Land on the top and grab the little red ball and it starts twirling in a circle like some kind of demented carnival ride.  Twirl enough and the scratching post and/or top falls off and you get to watch your human cuss as they have to reassemble it. Better yet,  let the 20+ pound cat sit on the top and the whole thing topples over and  it becomes a night hazard sure to trip up your human on his way to the bathroom  at 3 am.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Good Life Gus


 Gus the cat discovers the true meaning of  Thanksgiving.  Good food, Good Friends and a Good Nap. (not necessarily in that order)

Wednesday, November 21, 2012


Anniecat......   "Uh, you know that the biped has spent a small fortune on fancy cat beds for you two...."
Anniecat....."You know, I can really commiserate with Daisy.  Brother's just don't have any common sense." 

Smudge....."Did you hear something?"
Heesh....."I think it was the squeaky front door.