Friday, December 19, 2014

Someone had to tell him

Annie decides it's time to let Riley know that....

Anniecat....."Riley, You're a DOG."

Riley....."It's a lie!  Someone tell me it's a lie!"

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Long Time Gone

It's been a long time since we got our biped to sit down and help us post on our blog.  Almost two years, with too much sadness and illness.  Da biped lost her humom last August, and then Dumb and Dumber must of missed Grandma because they left soon after.  Us cats are hanging in there but the bones are getting a little grouchy with age.
Heesh is almost 16 along with Annie and Ollie following close behind.  The biped must think we've lost our marbles because she keeps bringing home strange animals telling us that they're our new brother and sister cats.
This was the first "new" cat we got.  He came to live with us right after Dumb and Dumber left for the bridge.  Compared to this "cat" Dumb and Dumber were geniuses.
Get this!  He was so dumb that he had to go to school.  He's so dumb that he actually "LIKES" to be dressed up.
Riley....."You're just jealous cat cuz I have cuter clothes than you.."

Heesh....."Check out these new cats.  The biped doesn't let them come in the house, yet, but you never know when she'll weaken.  I mean there's that barking cat that moved in with us.
Heesh...."Well that's about all for the update.  Oh wait!  There was one good thing that happened in the last two years.  Da biped bought us our very own bun warmer, which Anniecat immediately claimed as hers.
Heesh....."Don't worry about Annie melting.  It's made special so you can't burn yourself."
Heesh....."We know that for a fact cuz we tried to stuff that new cat in it."

Sunday, January 13, 2013

New Year's Resolutions

biped....."So lets see....How's your new years going?  Ours you ask?......

Major....."Not so hot here.  I gotted this neat box in the mail and it went flatted the minute I tried to sit in it."

biped......"Maybe that's a hint that you need to start working on that New Year's resolution."

ps...biped...."If you ever wondered if the cat hair in your computer's monitor could catch fire.  Well the  answer is yes."

Major....."Quit complaining.  You have a brand new monitor now.  BTW were'nt you going to give up complaining this year?"  

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Hebrews 13:1-2

Let brotherly love continue.  Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.


biped....."It's winter in the Ozarks and it can be brutal.  So right after I got Momcat and her two kids fixed and moved into the house, another Momcat showed up with her boyfriend.  I wondered what I was going to tell Mom before she walked out the door and stumbled over them and I came up with the bible verse about strangers being angels.  So meet our newest Angels even though the black one (Jughead) may not truly be one.

biped....."I think that there might of been a wedding this weekend because Jughead and siamese cat are now sharing the bed.  Before now it was one or the other, never both cats at the same time.  I'm sure it has nothing to do with the snow thats out in the yard.

biped....."The kitties are kept nice and toasty warm with a heat lamp that was made to keep baby chicks warm.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Why is MomCat smiling?

biped......"Just maybe because her and the kids have gone from this..."

biped....."To this...."                                                                      


Tuesday, December 11, 2012

A little Catitude in the Ozarks...

biped......"The mail lady brought our secret paw presents today, but there's a slight problem....

Smudge....."It's mine.....All mine."

Monday, November 26, 2012

Cyber Fever!

Ollie....."Wow, do you remember when it looked like that.

Smudge....."I don't think it ever looked like that.  It's always looked like its been run through a shredder.
Ollie....."It looked like that when we were young, a long time before you came along.
Smudge....."Well it looks like this now."

Ollie...."I don't know what's worse.  The fact that its deaded, or the fact that any minute she'll come in here with a roll or duck tape to "fix" it."

Smudge......"For sure.  And then there'll be that lecture about apprechiating the things that we have.

Ollie....."Yeah, Yeah..... Be happy.  Think about the kitties in the woods that don't have anything."


Smudge....."Well we'll be happy to donate this one to the poor little darlings just as soon as our new one gets here.

Ollie....."Hey push the button again and we can buy one for our secret pal."


Ollie ......"I heard an extra click."

Smudge....."Yeah, I got one for the cats in the woods."

Ollie......."You mean the cats who used to be in the woods who are now the bedroom cats?

Smudge ........"Yeah those cats."

ps.....This is the most pathetic looking cattree ever made.  My brother gave it to the cats about five years ago and the they absolutely loved it.  We have a six foot tall one that got played with once and then ignored.  The  cats choose this one.  If you (the cat) get back about ten feet and runs like mad, it and cat starts sliding across the room from the impact.  Land on the top and grab the little red ball and it starts twirling in a circle like some kind of demented carnival ride.  Twirl enough and the scratching post and/or top falls off and you get to watch your human cuss as they have to reassemble it. Better yet,  let the 20+ pound cat sit on the top and the whole thing topples over and  it becomes a night hazard sure to trip up your human on his way to the bathroom  at 3 am.