Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Christmas Mayhem!

joplin...."This is bad, really bad. She's packing up all our nip and Temptations."

smudge...."I told you to quit biting on Ollie. It's all your fault she's mailing our presents away."

joplin...."This is just heart breaking. The bonito flakes are in here too."

joplin...."Only one thing to do. Goodbye Ozarks!"

smudge...."I sure hope she pays for priority mail."

Friday, December 16, 2011

Beast vs Brat

biped...."Have I mentioned lately that Baby Joplin is a brat?"

biped...."It appears however..."

biped...."that he has a little way to go before he can out wrestle brother Heesh."

biped...."Oh my is that a temper tantrum?"

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

To swat or not....

annie...."Ahhhhh, time for sweet dreams. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

annie....."zzzzzzzzz, hmmmmm?"

annie...."If the biped wasn't sitting there with the flashy box you'd be sooo deaded."

joplin...."Ah but she is ole pillow pal so tonight I'm safe."

biped...."Poor Joplin is suffering from shell shock, or better yet paw swats. He's been swatted so many times by Annie that if a piece of paper falls off the table he thinks it's Annie and he flattens himself out and covers his ears with his paws. You'd think that after a 100 or so swats he'd get the point but oh no, he's going to pester her no matter what. And I guess why not. He's out alpha'd everycat in the house except for her.

Monday, December 12, 2011

No Christmas for da Ozarks?

joplin....."Did you hear what I heard big brother?"


joplin....."Santa's not coming to the Ozarks this year!"

smudge....."WHAT! WHY! That can't be right!"

smudge...."Where did you hear that?"

joplin....."From da biped. She said that Donner got blitz'd by a camoflaged jeep up on da road."


joplin....."Yeah, I had to ask her a second time too. Smooshed, squooshed. It's curtains for Donner. He's laying up at the top of the hill."

smudge...."I don't believe it. You know how da biped's always getting things wrong. He probably just got tired and is up there taking a nap."

biped...."Well he'd better wake up really quickly cuz a guy stoped and threw him in the back of his truck and drove away."