ollie...."Boy was da biped gripping tonight with the design star contestants. Dey gave dem $10,000 green papers to redo a living room/dining room area and neither room turned out spectacular. Weese think dat they need to hire da biped as an adviser to the contestants. On tonight's show one of da contestants took almost 20 hours to build sumthing ugly. It took him all of one day to just cut da wood. Silly contestant should listen to da biped cuz she goes to Lowes and bats her eyelashes and a cute guy cuts up her boards to da perfect size. Dey usually forget dat she only gets one free cut per board and don't charge her the .25c per cut. She takes da wood home and uses her nail gun (amazon.com) and her project is done in about two hours."
annie...."Her is da nice cat rest dat she made for us. Once in a while we let her set her sewing machine on it. Dis only cost her $35.00 green papers to make. At least da biped tinks dat dey sent home da right contestant dis week."