annie...."da biped is taking Uncle Bill geocaching today. And dey are going to an Army Surplus store to shop for ammo boxes (?? are dey going to get guns too?). We didn't think dat dere is any surplus armies anymore and da way da biped is a sucker for a hard luck story we hope dat she don't go and bring home any soldiers (unless dey are good at building cat trees.)"
heesh...."Here's a picture of Uncle Bill when da biped took him geocaching on monday. Dey found a little treasure cannister hidden under a HUGE rock. I'm not sure if I'd want to go geocaching, whatever dat is, cuz to me Uncle really looks kinda water logged. It reminds me of da time the biped thought I needed a bath and tried to drown me in da sink."
heesh..."oh and get dis. Dey are going to a town named Doolittle after sum famous army (?) guy."