Project Catway... Episode 3

biped..."Ok I skipped episode 2 because I couldn't find enough safety pins."

biped...."Episode 3 was dominated once more by Casanova. This week the contestants went to a party shop and picked out "stuff" to design their dresses. They were told by guru Tim not to use things like table cloth and wrapping paper but to use their imaginations. Of course Casanova heads right to the plastic table cloth display and starts grabbing. Then he heads to the stuffed animals and his face lit up like a christmas tree."

Casanova...."Oh look at these pluuush puppies. I want all the pluuush puppies."

biped...."The time limit ended with Casanova making a dash for the register with a wake of puppies and table clothes following him. Back at the design studio...."

contestant a...."Oh my god, what's he doing?"

contestant b...."Oh no, tell me it's not true."



model...."Oh my, he just... sob.. sob.."



casanova...."evil giggling.." Sounds of shears tearing thru pluuuush(pronounced plueesh") puppies. Piles of fluff covers the table."



biped..."the camera pans around the room focusing on the horror on the faces of the models and contestants.



contestant Peach...."I'm speachless." (peach is played by grandma who was woke up from her nap)

models dumb & dumber "Oh my that could of been us!"



biped...."Time is up and the contestants dress their models. Casanova's model is in a long dress, the front looks like some sort of shiny paper the back is the infamous greyish tableclothes. Around his model's neck he drapes a gutted puppy."



biped...."Once more Casanova is in the bottom three. The judges ask each contestant to describe their outfit. Casanova's is the worst in my opinion but a close second is another grey disaster with blue palm fronds glued on."

Judge Michael..."Please describe your creation Casanova."

casanova...."I MADE THE DRESS FROM WHAT YOU CALL, THE PLASTIC FOR TO COVER THE TABLES. I BOUGHT TWO PLUSH PUPPIES AND I MADE THIS SCARF."

biped...."The stage becomes deathly quiet. Finally judge Michael speaks."

judge Michael..."She looks like a transvestite flamingo dancer at a funeral."

judges talking to each other....."We had to decide from boring and safe or a parade float.....

sound of music.....

judge michael....."Casanova.....you are safe." Palm tree girl is eliminated."