ollie..."Today I'd like to show the proper way to treat a catnip toy. First you pose nicely so your biped can take a picture."
ollie...."Then you grab your toy and start tendorizing it."
ollie..."When you have it nice and tendorized (dripping with slobber) you get it in killing position."
ollie...."Get REady! KIck Kick Kick! Wee I"m the King of Bunny Kicks! Kick! Ki"
smudge...."Hmmm, the King of Bunny Kicks appears to be in pain...((snicker)
annie...."Look at that pile of floof that he kicked off."
ollie...."That's alright, go ahead and snicker! I'm still da King!"