biped. "Episode one. 17 contestants stand in line. They are told to take something from their suitcase. Contestant Casanova (actual name) takes out a hideous pair of short kacki pants, another takes out a knitted red dress thing, etc., etc. They are then told to pass their chosen garment on to the next contestant. Casanova starts crying as his $1,000.00 dollar pants are ripped apart. Sweater guy cringes as 50 year old Peach begins the destruction of his knitted sweater dress."
eight hours pass. The models are sent in to try on the garments. Casanova has not been inspired by his garment and has only been able to construct a skimpy (very very skimpy) halter top and a skirt. The skirt looks like he took a grey tablecloth off a banquet table. It appears he cut a hole in the center and inserted his model. As she walks her boobs threaten to escape from the halter and the skirt threatens to slide off her non-existant hips."
Casanova...."Oh beautiful model. You look so splendid in my clothes."
guru tim...."Casanova, do you think the judges will like this outfit? It's rather ....shocking..."
Casanova...."Surely I will be the winner! My clothes are like no others."
Casanova to another contestant..."Look at the judges faces. They love it!"
Casanova...."Work it darrrrling..." "Oh my! It's stunning..."
Casanova...."What do you mean I'm in the bottom three? Mine was the best outfit!"
Contest JUdge...."You thought that this thing was beautiful?"
Casanova....."Oh yes, It's so original."
Judge...."Your model looks like a Dubai pole Dancer."
biped...."the embarrassed model slinks away and the angry casanova barely escapes elimination."