Major....."I've tasted the good life and I'm not going back!"
biped...."Huh? Whadda ya mean?"
Major...."I mean that I"m not going to be a barn cat anymore. It's me and my plush buddies from now on."
major...."Oh by the way, you need to bring my in my liter box."
sound of footsteps and door closing. returning footsteps.
smudge...."This looks serious. We're a five box house again."