biped...."It's mancat Monday and the mighty Major decides to show Smudge who the ruler of the kingdom is."
ollie...."But major isn't a mancat..."
biped...."I suspect that this is an equal opportunity kingdom."
annie...."You go girl! Whap him another time for me."
biped...."Did you notice that the major's arm is already longer than smudge's? Can you imagine that whapp'n distance she's going to have in another six months?"