smudge...."Hey Major, if you drink that stuff your hair will turn grey and your teeth will fall out!"
major...."Taint true. You're just jealous cuz I'm going to be famous when I'm in a commercial."
biped....she loves the bubbles. I'm not sure if she is actually drinking the coke or getting a coke facial.
major...."hiss, hiss. You quit looking at my soda stuffed cat!"
annie...."Does it say anything on the label about coke causing strange behavior?"
smudge...."That would sure explain the biped?"