biped...."Quess who came back this morning! The Turk Family. I quess they liked our corn. Watching the turkeys this morning reminded me of a small resteraunt that we go to. It's in a tiny town about 20 miles from here and should really be featured on that Food Network show, "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. It would fit in the "dive" category."
biped...."Everytime we go in the husband yells, "Just in time! We've almost run out of squirrel." No they don't have squirrel on the menu but the husband's main contribution to the business is washing dishes and teasing the customers."
biped...."The last time we went in the husband came over to tell us about his latest hunting adventure. He says that him and the son got bored one afternoon so they took the droopy halloween pumpkin and sat it on top of a tree stump. They then proceded to shoot at it. After ten shots he said they walked up to count how many times they'd "hit" it. They'd managed only to hit it three times. Puffing up he said, "Then we looked behind it and quess what we found! We found that we'd shot a Huge ole Tom Turkey by accident. Just about then the waitress (84 year ole grandma) came by and said, "Turkey my A$$. You shot my best laying hen."