ck....."It's fall in da garden. And wif fall comes falling leaves. Lots of leaves that like to make natural mosaics where da lawn once grew. We decided to do a public service announcement because it's come to our attention that some beans are confused and are breaking da law."
ck...."It is against da law to rake up leaves. No it's not an old Ozarkian law, but rather a Japanese law. We fink dat it must be a good law cuz we've never seen an ugly Japanese Garden. So remember if anyone says something about all da leaves lying around in your yard, You just go ahead and tell them."
IT'S AGAINST DA LAW TO RAKE UP LEAVES!
PS...CK...."There is one exception to the leaf law. It's ok for grandma and grampa beans to rake up a small pile of leaves for da entertainment of their grandchildren."