Proper Pets do not mooch!

biped....."To maintain a zenlike atmosphere in your home, pets should be trained to be seen and not heard. In order to discourage mooching, they should never be given table scraps."

annie...."Where's she at?"
Grandma..."In her room typing."
Dumb...."That sure looks like a yummy sandwich Grandma!"
Grandma.."Here sweetie have a bi.... Ooops, here she comes."




annie...."Quick everyone, look away"
Grandma..."Look Biped, Angel's whining at a squirrel."

Princess...."I didn't see a squirre"
annie & Grandma....."Shussssh!"