ollie....."Yes, I am pissed. Can you tell? Da biped has run off again leaving us here wif uncombed floof. It's obvious that she didn't read the Catster newsletter where it said us floofers require 15 to 30 minutes a day to have our hair combed."
ollie..."Biped, that's 15 minutes each! Not 15 minutes for all eight of us. Do you know what da biped tries to do? She tries to talk grandma into combing us. Grandma is smart though. Every morning da biped says "Be sure to comb one of da kids! , and den dat night she asks grandma "Did you comb Heesh? , Sheesh?....etc and Grandma says, "No, was I supposed to?"
ollie...."You want to see where da biped runs off to?"
ollie..."It's a little barn. Its about 30 feet from da house and it is painted apricot inside. Not a single one of us kitties get to go there. It has a fancy air conditioner, a lot of bright lights and tons of fabric."
ollie...."And she makes deese things. Dey're called quilts. Dis one isn't finished yet but dat doesn't matter cuz she's found a NEW fabric store and has bought more fabric. The new store has lots of kitty and doggie fabric."
biped....."Hey Ollie, look at dis neat fabric that was designed by a Lady who is now an Angel!"
biped...."And look at this one. It has pink poodles. Sum of dem are raindeer poodles."
ollie to heesh....."Should we tell her dat there's no such thing as a pink raindeer poodle?"
heesh....."Not if you ever want to see a bag of Temptashuns anytime this month."