Thursday, July 2, 2009

Da runnaway Quilting biped

ollie....."Yes, I am pissed. Can you tell? Da biped has run off again leaving us here wif uncombed floof. It's obvious that she didn't read the Catster newsletter where it said us floofers require 15 to 30 minutes a day to have our hair combed."

ollie..."Biped, that's 15 minutes each! Not 15 minutes for all eight of us. Do you know what da biped tries to do? She tries to talk grandma into combing us. Grandma is smart though. Every morning da biped says "Be sure to comb one of da kids! , and den dat night she asks grandma "Did you comb Heesh? , Sheesh?....etc and Grandma says, "No, was I supposed to?"

ollie...."You want to see where da biped runs off to?"

ollie..."It's a little barn. Its about 30 feet from da house and it is painted apricot inside. Not a single one of us kitties get to go there. It has a fancy air conditioner, a lot of bright lights and tons of fabric."

ollie...."And she makes deese things. Dey're called quilts. Dis one isn't finished yet but dat doesn't matter cuz she's found a NEW fabric store and has bought more fabric. The new store has lots of kitty and doggie fabric."

biped....."Hey Ollie, look at dis neat fabric that was designed by a Lady who is now an Angel!"

biped...."And look at this one. It has pink poodles. Sum of dem are raindeer poodles."

ollie to heesh....."Should we tell her dat there's no such thing as a pink raindeer poodle?"
heesh....."Not if you ever want to see a bag of Temptashuns anytime this month."


Furkidsmom said...

Your biped is furry talented! Mom loves the pretty Laurel Burch fabrics.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Brian said...

Hey, I like that barn, any critters in there?

The Island Cats said...

We are sorry that the biped ran off but we can't wait to see the finished products!!!

Fin said...

This is disturbing on many levels. No time for grooming? I think you're floofier than me!

Mom says the quilts look very nice.

Reese =^..^= said...

That is a beautiful barn. I'll bet the only critters are on fabric!

Sweet Praline said...

Even though the quilts are beautiful, your biped can't forget to comb the floofy kitties!

Angel and Kirby said...

Wow, Your biped has a great quilt studio to work in! Ours works on the kitchen table! Looks like she got lots of fabric at the new store.

zimelza said...

Aunt Zimmie here, love the cat quilt! But why aren't you allowing my nephews, not to mention Sheesh, into the cute little barn? How can you work without cats supervising, lying around on the fabric, playing with the threads, throwing up hairballs...(hmmm, that may be the reason...)

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Long as you gets your Temptations, don't worry too much about the Quilting Barn being off limits. Our mewmie says get down over and over when we are on her desk but we don't listen too good then she gets mad and we don't even get any Temptations!