Thursday, July 23, 2009

What's next?

ollie...."Da biped's not having a good month. If it can go wrong, its going to go REALLY REALLY wrong. Today was just another straw on da poor over burdoned camel. oops, biped that is."

ollie...."Today she went out to get some pot pies and the door to the freezer is open. When she walked up to it she could smell spoiled meat. Everything but two packages of meat was ruined. She spent the afternoon putting stuff in garbage bags and carrying them to the car. We don't have garbage men out here in da country so we had to take it to town in special bags and put it in a big dumpster."

ollie...."Then she went to lock da sewing barn and couldn't find da keys. She remembered laying them sumwhere on da porch but they are GONE. Now brother Heesh has an opinion on what happened to da keys. He says dat he saw a squirrel on da porch and he figures dat Mr. Squirrel kidnapped da keys and is holding dem ramsome until da biped fills da squirrel (bird) feeders."


10 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Aw, we're sorry 'bout your freezer and all the ruined meat...and as for that evil squirrel...he needs to be taught a lesson about not stealing stuff....

CCL Wendy said...

Poor Mommy! That sure sounds like a horrible task to clean out all that rotten meat and then haul it away. Is your freezer broken or something?

And then to have a squirrel taken your keys??? How frustrating!

The Creek Cats said...

Oh no, things are not going well for the biped! We are sending some pawsitive vibes her way!!!

Angel and Kirby said...

We are sorry that you lost every thing in your freezer. That has happened to us before and it is no fun.

Reese =^..^= said...

Eeeeeeeeeeee. I'm so sorry for the biped.

Daisy said...

Oh noes! Not the meats! Sometimes, if we only have one Hefty bag of trash, we just put that out on trash day instead of the big bin. Well, once we threw out some catfood (kibble) in there. Somehow, birds found out there was food in there, and they pecked the bag open and there was about 100 birds flying all around!

Sweet Praline said...

I hope your mom has a better day tomorrow!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, your poor biped. Spoiled meat is no picnic. It smells bad! Not to mention the cost. We wouldn't mention it but Jan would. We hope she finds her keys.

Fin said...

Poor Biped, maybe they were added to the trash? That's what Mom would do.

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no! Spoiled meat is not good. That happened to our mum once. They were going away for two weeks holiday and dad went around unplugging everything that didn't have to stay on, and he unplugged the freezer by mistake. When they came home there was the biggest stink in the freezer.