ollie...."Da biped's not having a good month. If it can go wrong, its going to go REALLY REALLY wrong. Today was just another straw on da poor over burdoned camel. oops, biped that is."
ollie...."Today she went out to get some pot pies and the door to the freezer is open. When she walked up to it she could smell spoiled meat. Everything but two packages of meat was ruined. She spent the afternoon putting stuff in garbage bags and carrying them to the car. We don't have garbage men out here in da country so we had to take it to town in special bags and put it in a big dumpster."
ollie...."Then she went to lock da sewing barn and couldn't find da keys. She remembered laying them sumwhere on da porch but they are GONE. Now brother Heesh has an opinion on what happened to da keys. He says dat he saw a squirrel on da porch and he figures dat Mr. Squirrel kidnapped da keys and is holding dem ramsome until da biped fills da squirrel (bird) feeders."