ollie...."Da biped pounded and pounded and smashed things like fingers and such and got all the way across the dining room wif da new floor. She only has one row left (da hardest because there's no wapping room) which she promises to get done on Thursday. Tomorrow is a sewing day at da Church. And Why might you ask do I say that its Totally Uncouth?
ollie...."Because da biped had just crawled into her room when Dumber decided it was dinner time. She gingerly picked up peices of kibble and hauled it out onto the new floor where she would drop it. Then she'd slobber all over da pretty floor and run back to da dish and get another peice. And wouldn't you know it! She'd run to a different spot to drop it and start the slobber process over again leaving little gummy peices of kibble all over da place. Now if you'll excuse me its time to bug da biped for some Temptashuns."