annie...."I think da Island Kitties sent my mices back! This one looks like Spot, my old mouse."
biped...."Spot disappeared when we lived in California. That isn't Spot."
annie...."How do you know? He might of run away and dey caught him."
biped...."He didn't run away. He drowned. Actually Grandma kinda drowned him."
biped..."You left him in the toilet one too many times. I heard Grandma gasp as he went swirling down the drain.
annie..."Maybe he swam to the Island and they rescued him."
smudge...."Hey Buddy, you'd better stick close to me. Annie's mousies seem to be a little accident prone."
biped..."On Monday, when da camera had almost dead batteries we LOVED this toy called da CATDancer. By Wed., with fresh batteries the cats refused to dance anymore so we think for lazy Ozark style kitties they might want to rename it to something like the "LazyCat Whapperthingie"
heesh...."After an extended testing period, it has been decided that this little nip pillow was the favorite giftie. It has been bunny kicked, drooled on, slept on and fought over."