Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Thankful Christmas kitties

annie...."I think da Island Kitties sent my mices back! This one looks like Spot, my old mouse."
biped...."Spot disappeared when we lived in California. That isn't Spot."
annie...."How do you know? He might of run away and dey caught him."
biped...."He didn't run away. He drowned. Actually Grandma kinda drowned him."
annie..."Huh? Why?"
biped..."You left him in the toilet one too many times. I heard Grandma gasp as he went swirling down the drain.
annie..."Maybe he swam to the Island and they rescued him."
biped...sigh

smudge...."Hey Buddy, you'd better stick close to me. Annie's mousies seem to be a little accident prone."

biped..."On Monday, when da camera had almost dead batteries we LOVED this toy called da CATDancer. By Wed., with fresh batteries the cats refused to dance anymore so we think for lazy Ozark style kitties they might want to rename it to something like the "LazyCat Whapperthingie"




heesh...."After an extended testing period, it has been decided that this little nip pillow was the favorite giftie. It has been bunny kicked, drooled on, slept on and fought over."


9 comments:

Reese =^..^= said...

I like all your cool stuff! I like to bite the heads off of those kinds of mousies!

Ozark Mountain Cats said...

So does Dumber. Actually she'd eat the whole mousie if she could reach it.

The Island Cats said...

We had a hard time giving up that little nip pillow...mom hadta fight Ernie for it to put it in the box!

Wally

Furkidsmom said...

Oh noes - poor mousie Spot in the water!! That nip pillow looks good to us. We like to play play play and then stop as soon as Mom gets the flashy thingy...it makes her crazy(er)!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Angel and Kirby said...

GReat toys. We don't play when the flashy box is out!

Daisy said...

Fuzzy mousies cannot swim. I already tested that out.

I can't believe you aren't wild every day about the Cat Dancer. It might be the greatest toy ever invented!

Eric and Flynn said...

Great stuff you got there, but you can't beat a nip pillow or a nip anything really.

Fin said...

Excellent haul!! Lazycat Whapperthingy!

MoMo said...

What a nice lot of stuff you have! That nip pillow looks inviting.