heesh...."It can be very scary here in da Ozarks. Not only are there key stealing squirrels, there's also prehistoric animals that prowl around in da woods."
heesh...."This happens to be an Assassin Bug and believe it or not he's a good guy. He's trying to protect our red barked dogwood from the horrible Japanese beetles that have invaded us. Click biggify and check out his huge jaws. He sneaks up on da bad guys and grabs them in his jaws and then shoots them with venom. I sure hope dat he stays outside and doesn't shoot one of us."