biped...."The news reported it thusly:
CHICAGO — A monster wind and rain storm that left some 220,000 homes and businesses without power and triggered at least 12 suspected twisters across the Midwest was moving into the Northeast overnight.
Stretching as far south as Mississippi, the system was expected to weaken a bit, the Weather Channel reported, but still threaten severe thunderstorms in these population centers:
biped....."We would of reported it thusly."
smudge...."Firstly it was really, really neat. The wind started blowing. The leaves flew by the window to the left. Then they flew back to the right. Then the left. Then BLAMO! The leaves flew right straight at me!"
smudge...."The front door started banging and I ran for da hallway wif da biped and da dumb dogs."
annie...."He surely did."
major...."Yup we all huddled there while the lightning flashed and the rain poured off da roof. Finally it quieted down a little bit and we all crawled under the desk, well except for da biped cuz she couldn't fit."
smudge...."When I clawed by way out dis morning my head wouldn't turn and I hurted all over my body. Da vet said I had whiplash and I needed to wear dis neck brace."
smudge....."Thank goodness I have my buddy here to compfort me cuz I gots no sympathy from da biped."
annie...."How long do you have to wear dat thing?"
major...."Gigggle...Till dinner time cuz he's going to rip it off when he finds dat he can't reach the Fancy Feast in da bowl."
smudge....."I see now why da vet said I'd need a good lawyer."