biped....."waaaaaa! sob.... booo hooo.....sniffff..."
ollie....."Oh nooooo's.....that's terrible...did,,,,did,,you...."
grandma...."OH MY! WAS IT YOUR FAULT??? HOW bad was the other guy's???" How did it happen?"
biped...."No it wasn't my fault. It's still unclear whose fault it was."
ollie...."Biped...did you get.."
biped...."The lady driving the huge old blue SUV said her dog was driving. The dog was pretty close lipped. It didn't say squat. By the time the cop got there the lady said that her back was bad and she was blinded by the sun, that the dog was jumping up and down and she was getting a drink when all of a sudden she backed into our car. She didn't mention that she was also talking on a cell phone..."
biped...."Look at our pretty bumper..."
ollie...."Biped! Get a Grip on yourself! It's a bumper... The important thing is that you got us Temptations and Fancy Feast."
ollie...."You did get our food didn't you?"