biped...."There I was, in the 'quiet' room reading my favorite magazine when I felt a warm breath on my nearly naked shoulder. Shortly thereafter I felt a tickling sensation on my neck....."
biped...."sigh, bathroom cat has found another hidey spot."
major...."I was just making sure you pulled out dat coupon for Fancy Feast."
ps...."it's a much better hidey spot when the light is off and da biped is 3/4's asleep.