major...."It smells a little bland. I think it needs more spice."
major...."You need to stir it a little bit. It looks a little lumpy."
biped...."Who do you think you are? The next iron chef?"
major...."Well compared to some of those contestants, I think I stand a good chance."
biped....."Not if the judges catch you sticking your paw in the batter."
major...."Well at least they won't yell at me for not tasting it. Plus the oven will kill any cat germs."