biped...."Something strange is going on. In the last two days the cats have claimed Dumber's bone as their own. I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm not going to challenge Smudge and try to take it away."
biped...."I quess like any good Mom I is going to have to accept my catdog kids just as they are."
heesh...."Touch my bone and I'll shoot you wif my laser eyes!"