da biped is broke. So far this month she's spent $45.00 for kitty litter, $24.ish for cat food they won't eat, $60.00 for flea/tick repellent, another $30.ish on food that they would eat (sorta), $100.+ for vet bills on Willie, and $60.00 on shots and toe nail clipping for Angel (dumb). So being the entrepreneur that she is, she put up signs along the big road inviting travelers to see the rare Ozark Mountain Cats for a measly $5.00. It has been a very busy and slightly profitable weekend.
biped....."Quietly ladies. Be sure to turn your camera's on outside. If they hear the beep they'll all wake up and demand food!"
screen door opens and da biped and several ladies step inside da living room.
biped...."On da sofa you'll see Giggles. He's a true Ozark Mancat!
lady #1...."He has a drill!?"
lady #2...."and a hammer."
biped....."Don't mind them, we've been redecorating."
lsdy #1...."Yes we noticed da lovey shade of Pepto on da walls."
giggles to visitors...."Hi Bipeds! Do you gotch any nip?"
sounds of rapid footsteps and screen door slamming.
biped...."Ladies come back! For $5.00 more you can take a picture wif da friendly one!"