smudge...."Biped, why is there a weed eater in our bed?"
biped...."It's our new "green" weed eater. It doesn't polute."
smudge...."It sure looks like it's poluting our bed. I can still fit, but I don't know where you're going to sleep tonight.
giggles...."Why is it a thankful Thursday for you smudge?, I mean there is a weed eater in your bed."
smudge...."Cuz the new earth friendly lawn mower isn't sitting there too."