biped...."It won't work."
biped...."You're not a cat. Show a little self respect."
princesss....."sigh, da cats always get the best treats."
sheesh....."What's wrong wif dat?"
Princess is a used American Eskimo dog. Before da biped brought her home she asked da people at Heart Bandits if Princess liked cats. "Oh sure!" they said. She's used to having cats around."
Well dat was half true sorta. Princess was catblind. She did not see them. If there was a cat between her and me, she just walked over the cat. If it was laying down, she would just stomp threw its middle without ever looking at it.