Monday, November 29, 2010

Oh the Horror of it all....

major....."Dear God....please don't let that Thanksgiving thing come again for a long long time."

smudge...."Amen...."




annie...."I second that. I've heard that this happens with a lot of humans but I'd never think it'd happen to us."

major....."Uncle didn't even bring us any Temptations."

smudge...."What was worse for you? Da biped crying all weekend or da smoke alarm that refused to quit screaming."

major...."Dumb and Dumber's howling at the smoke alarm gave me a migrane. What in da world did da biped burn in that oven? "

smudge...."I think da turkey was demon possessed. I could see it's eyes glowing when I looked in da little window."

major...."Uncle said it was da plastic wrapp'n dat was burning."

smudge....."And how about dose words she said to dat nice foreign guy. It wasn't his fault dat da internets quit working for 4 days."

major...."All I know is dat I don't want another Thanksgiving beast anytime soon."

heesh...."You know ours wasn't dat bad of a thanksgiving. A few years ago da biped had a friend who got a brand new stove da day before thanksgiving and she put da turkey in it and somefing went wrong and da turkey caught fire and totally destroyed her kitchen while all da guests stood dare screaming instructions."

biped...."Dat's right, but her internets still worked after da firemen came."

13 comments:

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Oh no! It sounds like you had a disastrous Thanksgiving! Maybe my human had the right idea going somewhere else for dinner that evening.

Kea said...

OMC, sorry, but the mom is laughing so hard....She knows it wouldn't have been funny, though!

Dinner out is a GREAT idea!

The Paw Relations said...

Oh dear! Sounds like you had a rough time of it this year. We hope next year is better!

Daisy said...

Oh noes! I'm glad your innernets are back!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Well the most important thing is that you can still blog - the rest of the things can wait!!

Furkidsmom said...

What a Thanksgiving you had! We're glad things turned out okay.

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Katnip Lounge said...

Holy COD! Mommy feels very bad for you...specially the innernets part. You all had a "memorable" Thanksgiving!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You guys are funny. We laughed at the last comment but we aren't laughing at the seriousness of what happened. We're so sorry your Thanksgiving appears to have been ruined. We hope things are better there now.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Oh wow it sounds like you did not have a happy Thanksgiving this year! We are sorry it was crummy but give it one more chance - maybe next time it will be awesome! But that internets thing - that is just awful!

Angel and Kirby said...

OH, No! A fire in the stove, no turkey, and no internets! We don't blame you for not wanting another Thanksgiving!

OKcats said...

Oh my, Miss Major, I hope your prayers are answered. I'm pretty sure Thanksgiving won't come back for a while, but some people have pretty much the same set up around Christmas...

See, Zoe, I told you that we were better off with Mom not cooking us a turkey. Fancy Feast is pretty safe.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

OMC! It sounds like yoo had a ruff time of it!

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

MeWowZa...some peoples have furry exciting Turkey Days...ours was furry quiet as Teri went to some furrends place!