major....."Dear God....please don't let that Thanksgiving thing come again for a long long time."
annie...."I second that. I've heard that this happens with a lot of humans but I'd never think it'd happen to us."
major....."Uncle didn't even bring us any Temptations."
smudge...."What was worse for you? Da biped crying all weekend or da smoke alarm that refused to quit screaming."
major...."Dumb and Dumber's howling at the smoke alarm gave me a migrane. What in da world did da biped burn in that oven? "
smudge...."I think da turkey was demon possessed. I could see it's eyes glowing when I looked in da little window."
major...."Uncle said it was da plastic wrapp'n dat was burning."
smudge....."And how about dose words she said to dat nice foreign guy. It wasn't his fault dat da internets quit working for 4 days."
major...."All I know is dat I don't want another Thanksgiving beast anytime soon."
heesh...."You know ours wasn't dat bad of a thanksgiving. A few years ago da biped had a friend who got a brand new stove da day before thanksgiving and she put da turkey in it and somefing went wrong and da turkey caught fire and totally destroyed her kitchen while all da guests stood dare screaming instructions."
biped...."Dat's right, but her internets still worked after da firemen came."