biped...."Well little Major, it's time you learned the most important Ozark Mountain Cat tradition."
biped....."No napping major. Tonight just may be the most important night of the year."
biped....."Look out the window. What do you see?"
major......"Nuff'n. It's dark out there."
biped....."If you look up you'll see the full moon. Do you know why it's so special?"
major...."Cuz we're going to turn into Vampires and some movie guy is going to discover us and pay us tons of green papers so we can live entirely on Temptations?...Huh?"
biped.....No silly cat. Tonight is the last full moon before Thanksgiving. And being the last full moon it's time to go on the traditional mince hunt."
major...."Huh?" Ooooh, it looks really scary out there."
biped....."Don't worry those are just storm clouds. We gotta hurry though cuz if the moon disappears we won't be able to spot the mince's eyes."
sound of toe nails on the floor and the door closing.
biped....."Oh did you know that this is an extra special night. It's what's called a blue moon. Blue moons are very rare."
major...."If it's a blue moon, why is Dumb green?"
major....."Hey Dumber do you think they'll find a mince out there?"
dumber....."They always come back wif something."
dumb....."Hey biped! I've spotted one!"
biped...."Just look at those beady little eyes! Here grab the brandy"
sound of door slamming and laughter
major...."Do mince's have armour?"
Dumber...."I don't take any chance. I always eat the pumpkin pie."