Sunday, November 21, 2010

The big Hunt....

biped...."Well little Major, it's time you learned the most important Ozark Mountain Cat tradition."

major....."Huh?"

biped....."No napping major. Tonight just may be the most important night of the year."

major....."Huh?"

biped....."Look out the window. What do you see?"

major......"Nuff'n. It's dark out there."

biped....."If you look up you'll see the full moon. Do you know why it's so special?"



major...."Cuz we're going to turn into Vampires and some movie guy is going to discover us and pay us tons of green papers so we can live entirely on Temptations?...Huh?"

biped.....No silly cat. Tonight is the last full moon before Thanksgiving. And being the last full moon it's time to go on the traditional mince hunt."

major...."Huh?" Ooooh, it looks really scary out there."

biped....."Don't worry those are just storm clouds. We gotta hurry though cuz if the moon disappears we won't be able to spot the mince's eyes."



sound of toe nails on the floor and the door closing.

biped....."Oh did you know that this is an extra special night. It's what's called a blue moon. Blue moons are very rare."



major...."If it's a blue moon, why is Dumb green?"

Dumber...."Huh?"

major....."Hey Dumber do you think they'll find a mince out there?"




dumber....."They always come back wif something."

dumb....."Hey biped! I've spotted one!"



biped...."Just look at those beady little eyes! Here grab the brandy"

sound of door slamming and laughter

major...."Do mince's have armour?"

Dumber...."I don't take any chance. I always eat the pumpkin pie."

9 comments:

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Erm ... we fink it's safer indoors!

ZOOLATRY said...

Hi... can you get back to us on the questions we emailed about your calendar photos?
Thanks a Tail Swish!

BTW the conversation above gave us quite the LOL moment or two, funny, funnier & funniest!

Katnip Lounge said...

We would like to taste "mincemeat"!

Brian said...

I don't know, I think it might really have something to do with vampires!

OKcats said...

Miss Major, you are so very silly - and you have quite an imagination! We think we would let them all go hunting minces all by themselves.

Your friends, Fuzzy and Zoe

Angel and Kirby said...

Our Mom gets all excited over a blue moon, too! We do not understand it! WE hope you found the minces and keep them there. We do not want any!

The Island Cats said...

Oh Major...we think the biped is having some fun at your expense!!

Siku Marie, White Dog said...

Mince Hunting, eh? Catch any? Thanks for your kind words, encouragement and great advice regarding my newly adopted sisters. Mom felt much better about crating Puff after reading your comment.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Are minces anything like mices?