or why the biped always looks like she's slept with the cats...
annie...."You're not supposed to play in the dryer!"
annie...."You're going to take the wrinkle the biped's clothes."
annie...."If the biped catches you, she'll not give you any more temptations."
major...."giggle, annie I wasn't born yesterday you know! There's no way I'm going to let you have the warm towels."