biped...."Well Design Star is over and the sentiment is that the wrong guy won. In my opinion the whole season was a snoozer. You wanna know why? There was no LIFE in their designs."
heesh...."Where was the cat art work? Where was the 365 Cat Ladies by Susan Faye? Who picked those silly contestants? Not a single cat tree was built. NO bird cages. Flowers? Only if they could be bought in some lame store."
annie...."We'ze glad we have our own interior decoratress. She knows da rules. No silly blinds on our windows. We want to be able to see when Chippy sneaks up on da porch."
heesh...."And flowers? We gots dem too, and da biped didn't spend $30,000.00 on dem."
smudge...."And did you see dat one guy who stuck two screamy boxes (tv's) up on da wall? We don't need to watch life in a box when we can look out da window and see da real thing."
heesh...."Da biped's been cheating on us and reading da bloggies over at HGTV. Da people's are all complaining because Antonio won instead of Dan. Well Antonio does seem to have one fan but his nic name is Gottrots so we don't think he's got very good taste. Da rest of da peoples were making fun of da winner. Dey were saying dat DIY (do it yourself) network has a new program starting that's called House Crashers and HGTV is going to name Antonio's show "House Trashers."
sheesh...."And did you see da add? Antonio says dat he's coming to our house as soon as he finishes his."
heesh...."Well dis is one time dat I'm happy we've got Dumb and Dumber to protect us."