Our New Dog...... bed

Reporter ollie here...."This is our new dog......bed that the biped bought for Dumb or Dumber. Neither one of them like the new hardwoodish floors. Our new dog Heeshish (who looks an awful lot like our old cat Heesh) really likes da new bed and he won't let his sisters dumb and dumber lay on it. Da biped has now gone out and bought a new rug for the dogs to lay on. Its a very pretty red. I think I'll look very handsome on da red rug. We'll let you know if I get it or da dumb dogs."