smudge...."It looks like a bomb went off in here."
biped... "You could try helping. I spent half da day digging cats out of heater vents."
Ollie....."Oh dat's where Annies at?"
giggles..."It looks like we may eventually have a floor in da liven room."
smudge...."I thought it was goin ta be done by Easter."
ollie.... "Dat changed last week. Now she says mother's day."
smudge...."Did you hear her tell Grandma dat she wanted a rose carpet just like Ms. Peach has."
giggles... "Carpet? Didn't she just rip out da carpet?"
smudge.... "She wants a victorian looking carpet in front of da sofa."
biped...."Hey Mom! After we hit da Monday special at KFC's tomorrow do you want to check out dat new flea market?
ollie...."OMC! I hope da cheapskate finds a carpet and doesn't try to make one!
biped... "I heard dat Ollie!