Thursday, April 16, 2009

She's Outta Here

Annie......"Da biped is going on a retreat for da weekend."
smudge....."What's a retreat?"
Annie..... "Its when a bunch of ladies leave all the hustle and bustle of their rat race lives behind so they can commune wif nature."
giggles...."What's a hustle and bustle?"
Annie.... "Dats when the biped has to run around and work really hard."
giggles...."What biped are we talking about?" "Da first one dat got away?"
smudge.... "Why can't she commune wif nature at home?" "I bet this communing thing is going to cost green papers that she could spend on us."
biped.... "Smudge, you better watch out! You're starting to sound a lot like the X Mr. Biped and you know what happened to him!"
Annie to smudge...."?????"
smudge..... "She said sumthing about making him croak."


Ozark Mountain Cats said...

Please do not call da cyber cops. No harm was done to the x-mr. biped, even though our biped once told him that he would be the first one to be murdered if she were ever to murder sumone. Dat was after the tenth time he told her of some scientic report that he had read where they stated that people who left the cap off of toothpaste were prone to violence.

Eric and Flynn said...

Croak?? Yikes, you better all behave yourselves.

Angel said...

The biped will come back all rested and ready to shower you with love!

us4 said...

our bean hikes alot and makes her feel good to be round nature. ask if you can go with.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmm, comuning wif nature...shouldn't dat be what she does wif yoo? Our mom thretens our male biped (we call him dad) dat he just won't wake up one day. It shuts him up purrty fast.

The Island Cats said...

Well, we hope the biped has a good time communing with nature...but we wish she was staying home with you guys....

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, we read your note in the comments and we weren't thinking you were violent to the x-mr biped. We just figured you put a spell on him and turned him into a frog.