The OMC's were disappointed by the vet's diagnosis. Instead of distemper he said the biped had a common cold. He told them to take the biped home, give her two aspirins and let her rest. They had other ideas...
Smudge.... "Look into my eyes." "You are feeling sleepy."
biped .... "Sniffle, snort, ..."
Smudge ... "You're not cooperating. You have to fall under my spell so I can cure your cold. Now once again. "Your eyes are getting heavy."
Ollie..... "Hey you did it, she's snoring."
Annie .... "I don't think so, she's just passed out."
Smudge ... "Biped, when I count to three your cold will be gone"
"You will be so happy that you're cured that you'll open 7 cans of stinky goodness."
"And you'll clean the lens on the camera so I don't look like I'm covered in lint."
Annie ........ "Ahhhhh