ollie ..... "Hey Willie, you should see who's down here!"
willie .... "Wow! I haven't seen him in ages."
ollie.... My arms are too short. Hey biped, come rescue our friend!"
biped... "Grunt, creak, moan.... ##!"
willie... "Hi little bud, why you been hiding down dare?"
ollie..." Hey Bud! What happened to your toes?"
biped.... "By the time I had got up from the floor, Angel (dumber) had grabbed Buddy and started to decapitate him. I rescued poor Buddy but his life expectancy isn't that great"
Ps..willie "The heater vents are optional equipment in our home. At least that's what us cats think. One of them has completely disappeared (it must of been eaten by dumb or dumber). The biped has nightmares about Giggles or Heesh going down the vent and getting stuck."