Saturday, February 28, 2009

Nothing Like Sunday Morning

Smudge.... "What's wif all dat white stuff outside?"
Willie ... "Its called snow."
Smudge ... "Is snow bad?"
Willie ... "Not when we can kick da biped outta bed and keep it all for ourselves."

{{{Without leaving their warm spots in da bed, Smudge and Willie peak out da window.)))

Willie... "Why do beans get those things?"
Smudge.... "I have no clue. They really are dumb."
Willie ... "Beans?."
Smudge ... "No, well maybe."
Willie ... "Hey look, she's sunk clean up to her belly."
Smudge ... "Do you think the biped's going to have to rescue it?"
Willie ... " Maybe, We'd better lock up da biped." "If she goes out there and sinks we'll never get our stinky goodness tonight."

Willie ..... "Maybe if we're lucky she'll get lost out there."
Smudge ... "Not wif our luck. It always finds its way back, It gets too much pleasure from tracking muddy footprints all over da house."

Smudge .... "Keep going doggie. "Go catch a turkey down in da hollow."


Angel said...

That is a lots of snow for a white dog to play in! I'll bet he wishes he could use a litter box so he could stay inside where it is warm.

The Island Cats said...

Wow! You got lots of snow! At least you have the right idea...stay in bed and snuggle and stay warm!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Be nice to your woofy! You never know when you may need its help.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We'z wif Jan FF, our cuzzin da german shepherd watches out fur us when he visits. He plays good games too. Okay, we laff at him when he hasta go out in da snow and he hasta wear a diaper at night cuz he's old and sometimes when he's sleeping he forgets and does a potty.