Monday, February 2, 2009

Did you mean "mrooww"?

Handsome, single, cat Willie receives a message from his true love Daisy. She says "Meow". He runs to Biped and says, "Daisy loves me!" Biped explains that Meow doesn't necessarily mean that Daisy loves him. It could mean nothing more than hello.

Willie cat then goes onto the internet to prove that Biped is wrong, AGAIN. He finds the English/cat Dictionary and the translations of the word "Meow"..

Cat To English Dictionary

Cat Phrase -- Meaning

** miaow -- Feed me.

** meow -- Pet me.

** mrooww -- I love you.

** miioo-oo-oo -- I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.

** mrow -- I feel like making noise.

** rrrow-mawww -- Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.

** rrrow-miawww -- I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.

** miaowmiaow -- Play with me.

** miaowmioaw -- Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?

** mioawmioaw -- Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.

** raowwwww -- I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.

** mrowwwww -- I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.

** roww-maww-roww -- I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.

** mmeww -- I believe I have heard a burglar. If you would like to go and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed warm.

** gakk-ak-ak -- My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.

** mow -- Snuggling is a good idea.

** moww -- Shedding is pretty good, too.

** mowww! -- I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.

** miaow! miaow! -- I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.

** mraakk! -- Oh, small bird! Please come over here.

** ssssroww! -- I believe that I have found a woodchuck. I shall now act terribly brave.

** mmmmmmm -- If I sit in the sunshine for another week or so, I think I shall be satisfied.


MoMo said...

That's very instructive - I'll make my SS memorize that. The again perhaps not, she has early onset senile dementia and will get it all wrong.

Ozark Mountain Cats said...

Just as long as she doesn't mess up the one that envolves food.

Fat Eric said...

It seems simple enough to us cats, but humans just don't seem to understand...

The Meezers said...

we has to print this and put it on the cold box

The Island Cats said...

And the beans don't think we can't talk...ha!

Sweet Praline said...

I understand every single word. My Mom is another story . . .

Furkidsmom said...

We're going to figure out how to print this and give it to Mom!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Angel said...

Thanks! This will help mom understand us!

Eric and Flynn said...

Now there is no excuse for the Beans getting it wrong.

Daisy said...

I am pretty sure what I meant was "Willie, you are a very handsome Mancat!" Either that, or "I'm hungry!" Meow!