Design Star Judges finally get it right!

ollie...."Boy was da biped gripping tonight with the design star contestants. Dey gave dem $10,000 green papers to redo a living room/dining room area and neither room turned out spectacular. Weese think dat they need to hire da biped as an adviser to the contestants. On tonight's show one of da contestants took almost 20 hours to build sumthing ugly. It took him all of one day to just cut da wood. Silly contestant should listen to da biped cuz she goes to Lowes and bats her eyelashes and a cute guy cuts up her boards to da perfect size. Dey usually forget dat she only gets one free cut per board and don't charge her the .25c per cut. She takes da wood home and uses her nail gun (amazon.com) and her project is done in about two hours."

annie...."Her is da nice cat rest dat she made for us. Once in a while we let her set her sewing machine on it. Dis only cost her $35.00 green papers to make. At least da biped tinks dat dey sent home da right contestant dis week."

Easy Like Sunday Afternoon

heesh....."Da biped says that this plant isn't native to Missouri but we tink dat it is just a Missery weed dat's got it's Sunday finery on!"

annie...."And if you guess dat da biped isn't updating our bloggie because she's out dare doing dat geo stuff you're right. Uncle says she even has a new "handle". She officially know now as "Bug Bait!"

Missouri Geocats

heesh...."Well its been an exciting but long day. First da buzzy box went off and da grumpy biped got up and took grandma wif her. She picked up uncle and dey headed for da city of Doolittle (snicker). Dey found it ok, but quess what! Dey almost got eaten by a huge chicken."




heesh...."Tank goodness uncle was wif da biped because he wrestled dat chicken to da ground, cut it up and a little resteraunt there cooked it up. Dey were going to bring us home sum, but uncle ate it all."

heesh...."After dey finished off da chicken they went looking for da town of Newburg. They were hunting for "culture" in an old rail road town. It didn't take us long when dey found an old theater that was built in 1918. We'll find out tomorrow if we found the right building."





Heesh...."We is excited because dis weekend da biped is going to help us make treasure so we can trade it. She even bought a big water proof can and we're going to see if we can put it at da animal rescue place."

Treasure Hunting Thursday

annie...."da biped is taking Uncle Bill geocaching today. And dey are going to an Army Surplus store to shop for ammo boxes (?? are dey going to get guns too?). We didn't think dat dere is any surplus armies anymore and da way da biped is a sucker for a hard luck story we hope dat she don't go and bring home any soldiers (unless dey are good at building cat trees.)"

heesh...."Here's a picture of Uncle Bill when da biped took him geocaching on monday. Dey found a little treasure cannister hidden under a HUGE rock. I'm not sure if I'd want to go geocaching, whatever dat is, cuz to me Uncle really looks kinda water logged. It reminds me of da time the biped thought I needed a bath and tried to drown me in da sink."


heesh..."oh and get dis. Dey are going to a town named Doolittle after sum famous army (?) guy."

True Love on Wordless WEd.

Wolf Cat of da Ozarks

ollie...."Sumone asked if we got our treats for the month. The answer is sort of. We didn't get as big of variety like last month but Temptashuns were on sale so we got a few sacks of them. And get this, instead of spending all her green papers on us (not FAIR,,,not FAIR!) da biped spent them on sumthing called dupioni silk to make a quilt wif. So here's a picture of me getting ready to lecture da biped on da importance of Temptations in a kittie's life when da biped tells us dat part of da green papers for da quilt fabric goes to help people wif bad hearts, so then I feel kinda bad about looking mean at da biped."



ollie...."And quess what da biped did for us! She went to da udder pet store that gives away free samples and got us and da woofies more goodies. OMC! She got a package of WOLF food."

biped...."That's not wolf foo."

heesh...."Da biped put da WOLF food in dumb and dumber's dishes and all of a sudden Ollie sprang to life! He started whapping da doggies and nom'n down da Wolf food."

annie..."We swears dat if da biped hadn't taken away da Wolf food dat Ollie would of morphed all da way into a Wolf."

World Cat Day

heesh...."Woo Hooo, biped, anyone! It's World Cat's Day! Where is my tuna tartar? My caviar. My temptashuns!"



ollie...."They're either still in Springfield or in bed wif da biped."

heesh...."Go in there and wake her up."

ollie...."No way! I still have a concussion from yesterday when she kicked me in da head on da way to her litter box."
heesh...."Hey if she's not awake by 10 am lets send dumb and dumber in there to wake her up."

ollie...."Good idea."