Invasion in the Ozarks

Ollie....."Have you seen Joplin?"

Smudge......"He's really pissed about something.

 

Biped....."Joplin, I've been a little lax here.  I should of explained about the birds and the bees a long time ago."

Joplin....."You got me a bird?"

Biped....."Not exactly.  When biped's don't get their kitties fixed there is a population explosion."

 

 

Joplin....."Birds and bees?  You got suckered again didn't you."

biped......"Yeah, well actually Grandma did.  She's the one that sat there playing with them."

 

 

 Joplin...."Them?  How many cats is "them?"

Grandma...."too many."