MOm....."Look at that clump of grass walking across the driveway."
biped...."Mom, grass doesn't walk. In our yard it bolts but it never has been known to walk."
biped....."I had to sit there a few minutes before I saw what she was seeing. There was about a square foot chunk of grass moving slowly across the yard."
biped....."I had to run inside and get the camera to take a picture of Mom's walking grass.
biped....."Look at the size of those claws. I bet it could really do some damage if you tried to pick it.