Gramma....."The grey kitty sits in its bed and plays paddy cake with Annie."
biped......"The grey kitty hasn't been using the bed lately. She's sleeping on the old pillow."
Gramma....."Silly biped, the kitty is staring at us thru the window."
biped......"Annie's been playing patty cake with that kitty?"
Gramma......"Duh, that's what I just said! You know that kitty really needs a name."
biped....."I think I'll do that, right after we get you that catarack surgery. I wonder if we can get a 2 for 1 sale. If Annie thinks thats a kitten then she needs surgery too."