major...."Remember when you were a little kid, and you went to the dentist and he had a drawyer full of toys and candy?"
major...."Well at our house we have a drawyer too. And it has nip goodies in it."
major...."Sometimes you have to dig really deep."
major...."Wow, now I know how those gold miners feel. I've hit the motherlode. Not only did I find nip, I found a nip mouse."
major...."I better get outta here before that mean ole annie takes my toy away."