biped...."What are you looking at? Do you have a bug trapped in the sink?
biped...."Maybe you have a lizard."
biped....."Uhhhh, you're stalking a lid.??!
major....."Hush biped, it's not just any lid. It's a Friskie's lid and could have a great big glob of yum stuck to the bottom side."
biped...."I've heard of the great white hunter before, but never the great Glob hunter."