major...."My feelings are really hurt."
major...."All those visitors on my last post said I was up to no good."
smudge...."I wonder why they'd say such things."
major...."I don't know either. I really try to be good."
smudge...."Uh what are you trying to do now?
major...."Well I've been listening to the biped's gripes about the kitty litter being scattered all over the place."
major...."So I make sure I wash my paws off before I walk across the her desk."