Saturday, September 10, 2011

I've been robbed!

joplin...."Remember the last time the carrier came out and I went to visit the nice vet?"

joplin...."and after I visited the nice man I got to go to sonic and get hot dogs and milk shake?"



joplin...."Well this time the carrier came out, and the biped said it's only $5.00, and I thought oh boy, I'm going to get upgraded and get a $5.00 burger but instead I got taken to the cheap cow vet and he stold my Hoo-Haws. After that I was soo sleepy that I can't remember if I got my hamburger or not."

biped...today...."Baby Joplin has recovered enough to climb up into the attic and gallop around. His feelings are still hurt but a dish of grandma's ice cream will most likely sooth them, and yes the cheapo biped did pay $5.00 for the hoo-haw-etomy. A long time ago she asked her vet tech friend what the difference was between the expensive vet and the cheapo spay clinic and she said, "The quality of the furniture in the lobby. Thinking about it she remembers that the cow vet doesn't even have furniture for the customers."

10 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

The WORST part is getting gypped outta a burger! We'd be pretty cheesed.

GreatGranny said...

Poor baby, Mom shud make a spechul trip to get you a burger and milkshake.
You made my Mom laugh out loud...
xoxo Kassey

The Lee County Clowder said...

Hey, Joplin. Hope you are feeling better by now.

You really should get a special trip to sonic after that. You biped owes you.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

You gotta get that burger... mew at your human lots!!

FURKIDSMOM said...

We think your Mom should bring you the burger and the shake like room service.

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Ice cream is all right, but I say ice cream AND a burger! Every day for a week!

Kwee Cats said...

Has your ice cream, Baby J. You gonna bees okay. Us guys had it been done to us too, and we are a-ok.
(((hugs))) Sweet One

Angel and Kirby said...

You are a responsible mancat now. WE hope you enjoy the ice cream!

Lin said...

Owie!! Poor Joplin! :(

Random Felines said...

Love that description - quality of the furniture. MOL Glad Joplin is feeling better...those kitten boys bounce back pretty quick.