major...."It's time to head for da hills brethren!
smudge...."Whatsup? Not the spring trip to the animal shelter?"
major...."Is it safe to come out? Did she bring somefur home with her?"
grandma...."Oh biped, you were gone so long that we started to worry."
major...."Yes we were very worried. Did you see anything cute?"
biped...."They only had a few kittens. I talked a lady into taking the cute little black one."
biped...."I almost didn't get away. They had lots of ankle biters running lose."
biped...."The shelter got a gift of food from Royal Canin so all the kitties this year will have only the best food."
major...."So did you bring back the kibble that you stold from us?"
biped...."Nope, they kept the kibble to give to local people who can't afford to feed their animals. That way they hope people will be able to keep their pets.